Drunken Diction

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May 312008
 

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:

  • Specificity
  • Anti-constitutionalistically
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Transubstantiate

Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:

  • No thanks, I’m married.
  • Nope, no more booze for me!
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  • Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  • I’m not interested in fighting you.
  • Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  • Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
  • I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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