Drunken Diction

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:

• Specificity
• Anti-constitutionalistically
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Transubstantiate

Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:

• No thanks, I’m married.
• Nope, no more booze for me!
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
• Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
• I’m not interested in fighting you.
• Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
• Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
• I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.