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CDC Alert!

Center for Disease Control Alert The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO...

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Ten Thoughts for 2008

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use...

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New Element on the Periodic Table

The National Institute of Science, a major research institute, has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet know to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.”  Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy  neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons,...

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A New (Political) Element Discovered!

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.” Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by...

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Peace Offering

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he...

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