03/05/06 Dead duck (groaner warning!) A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your pet has passed away.” The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure?” “Yes,... Categories Humor