Watching What You Eat?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Conclusion

• Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.