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Apr 022008
 

We are in trouble…

  • The population of this country is 300 million.
  • 160 million are retired.
  • That leaves 140 million to do the work.
  • There are 85 million in school.
  • Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
  • Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
  • Leaving 15 million to do the work.
  • 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
  • Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
  • Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
  • At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
  • Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
  • Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work — you and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice…

Really nice.

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